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{{Quote|Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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{{Quote|What's going on?<br/>Seabright's scared of getting stuck under Benjamin.<br/>It never happens.<br/>What about that time when that ocean liner that got stuck under me?<br/>Well...almost never.|Hank, Theodore, Foduck, and Benjamin}}
  
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy
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I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum
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I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
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I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh)
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Cause you so thick
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Girls call me Jolly Rancher
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Cause I stay so hard
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You can suck me for a long time
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(Oh my God!)
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Girl this ain't no dance flo'
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This a candy sto'
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And I'm really geeked up
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And I got mo' dro'
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I wop? I roll
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It's all I do
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It's the summer time
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But yo laffy taffy got me cold (oh)
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Gone get loose (oh)
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Gone get low (oh)
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Don't be shy
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Ho I'm Faybo (oh)
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I know you wanna ride
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You a star and it shows
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(well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go)
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Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy
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C'mon trick, c'mon trick
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Here go Mr. Chocolate
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I like the way you break it down
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Waddle, stop you watchin' me
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Laffy taffy I'm likin' this
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Big ole ass you shakin' bitch
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Close yo mouth and don't say shit
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Bend on ova and hit a split
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Work that pole and work it well
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Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
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Girl, lemme touch ya
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I will neva tell
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Security guard don't scare nobody
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Damn right I touched that ho
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All the money just hit the flo'
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D4L I'm ready to go
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Ho can't even shake no mo'
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They tired out
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Let's ride out
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Bitch you wanna go
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Then she can go
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She get in my car
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I ain't playin' no mo'
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Start movin' on my Faybo
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Bitch she probably already know
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Lemme see that laffy taffy
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(dun dun dunt)
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Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy
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Say baby girl
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Ay what you gon' do
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I got a hundred ones
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I wanna po' on you
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Just keep that ass shakin'
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And I keep tippin' you
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While I sit back like a playa
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And sip that grey goose
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Feelin' all loose
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Cause girl you on yo job
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You got my dick hard
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The way you touch them toes
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Workin' them micros
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On the stilletos
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You made it skeet skeet skeet
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Like a water hose (candy girl)
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Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough
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Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo'
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You best believe later on we headed to the mo'
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So gone and pack them bags
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And let's motherfuckin' go
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I'm waitin' on yo fine ass
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At the front do'
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Girl, you don't know
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I'mma toss the laffy taffy
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Toss it, flip it, and slap it
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Bust a couple of nuts
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And get right back at it
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Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake dat laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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Girl, shake that laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy
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That laffy taffy (candy girl)
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That laffy taffy|Hank, Theodore, Foduck, and Benjamin}}
 
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==Plot==
  
==Plot==
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[[Seabright]], a new container ship, has stopped right in the middle of the harbour, blocking nearly everything trying to get in or out. Unknown to the tugs, the visitor has never been under the bridge and is afraid that he will get stuck if he goes under Benjamin. To the tugs, Seabright is just in the way. They quickly lose their patience, whistling and shouting at the frightened ship, all to no avail. But Theodore takes a different approach. He gently encourages Seabright, empathizing and telling him to take his time. Theodore's soft talk works better than everyone else's threats and Seabright eventually goes under the bridge all by himself. In fact, Seabright decides that going under the bridge is fun. But now he is afraid of [[Clayton]] and Theodore starts the encouragement all over again.
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Jimmy Cunts, a new container ship, has stopped right in the middle of the harbour, blocking nearly everything trying to get in or out. Unknown to the tugs, Jimmy Cunts has never been under the bridge and is afraid that teenagers will jump from the top of the bridge and injest him from top to bottom if he goes under Benjamin. To the tugs, Jimmy Cunts is just in the way. They quickly lose their patience, whistling and shouting at the frightened Jimmy Cunts, all to no avail. But Theodore takes a different approach. He calls the police on Jimmy Cunts and Jimmy Cunts gets shot to death.
   
 
==Characters==
  
==Characters==
 
*[[Theodore]]
  
*[[Theodore]]
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*Jimmy Cunts
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*[[Seabright]]
  
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*The entire police force of Clitoris Magazine, New Hampshire
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*[[Foduck]]
  
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*[[Hank]]
  
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*[[George]]
  
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*[[Benjamin Bridge]]
  
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*[[Brunswick]]
  
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*[[The Dispatcher]]
  
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*[[Donald Dock]]
  
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*[[Clayton]]
  
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*[[Emily]] ''(does not speak)''
  
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*[[Clare]] (''cameo'')
  
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*[[Shediac]] (''cameo'')
  
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*[[Phillip and Filmore]] (''cameo'')
  
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*[[Queen Stephanie]] (''mentioned'')
  
   
 
==Trivia==
  
==Trivia==
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*Coca Cola
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* A reference to the [[Season 1]] episode [[Theodore and the Queen]] is made.
  
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* This episode marks the first appearances of both Brunswick Barge and Seabright.
  
   
 
== Goofs ==
  
== Goofs ==
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* When Foduck turns around to follow George under Benjamin, a space can be seen behind the area between his eyes.
  
   
 
==Watch==
  
==Watch==

Revision as of 02:50, 5 November 2019

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"Girl, shake dat laffy taffy

That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh) Cause you so thick Girls call me Jolly Rancher Cause I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my God!) Girl this ain't no dance flo' This a candy sto' And I'm really geeked up And I got mo' dro' I wop? I roll It's all I do It's the summer time But yo laffy taffy got me cold (oh) Gone get loose (oh) Gone get low (oh) Don't be shy Ho I'm Faybo (oh) I know you wanna ride You a star and it shows (well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go) Girl, shake dat laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy Girl, shake dat laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy C'mon trick, c'mon trick Here go Mr. Chocolate I like the way you break it down Waddle, stop you watchin' me Laffy taffy I'm likin' this Big ole ass you shakin' bitch Close yo mouth and don't say shit Bend on ova and hit a split Work that pole and work it well Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell Girl, lemme touch ya I will neva tell Security guard don't scare nobody Damn right I touched that ho All the money just hit the flo' D4L I'm ready to go Ho can't even shake no mo' They tired out Let's ride out Bitch you wanna go Then she can go She get in my car I ain't playin' no mo' Start movin' on my Faybo Bitch she probably already know Lemme see that laffy taffy (dun dun dunt) Girl, shake dat laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy Girl, shake dat laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy Say baby girl Ay what you gon' do I got a hundred ones I wanna po' on you Just keep that ass shakin' And I keep tippin' you While I sit back like a playa And sip that grey goose Feelin' all loose Cause girl you on yo job You got my dick hard The way you touch them toes Workin' them micros On the stilletos You made it skeet skeet skeet Like a water hose (candy girl) Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo' You best believe later on we headed to the mo' So gone and pack them bags And let's motherfuckin' go I'm waitin' on yo fine ass At the front do' Girl, you don't know I'mma toss the laffy taffy Toss it, flip it, and slap it Bust a couple of nuts And get right back at it Girl, shake dat laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy Girl, shake dat laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy (candy girl) That laffy taffy"

— Hank, Theodore, Foduck, and Benjamin
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Theodore and the Scared Ship
Director(s)

Robert D. Cardona

Producer(s)

Andrew Cochran

Writer(s)

Jeff Rosen
Andrew Cochran

Narrator

The Harbour Master
(Denny Doherty)

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Theodore and the Scared Ship is the tenth episode of the fifth season.

Plot

Jimmy Cunts, a new container ship, has stopped right in the middle of the harbour, blocking nearly everything trying to get in or out. Unknown to the tugs, Jimmy Cunts has never been under the bridge and is afraid that teenagers will jump from the top of the bridge and injest him from top to bottom if he goes under Benjamin. To the tugs, Jimmy Cunts is just in the way. They quickly lose their patience, whistling and shouting at the frightened Jimmy Cunts, all to no avail. But Theodore takes a different approach. He calls the police on Jimmy Cunts and Jimmy Cunts gets shot to death.

Characters

  • Theodore
  • Jimmy Cunts
  • The entire police force of Clitoris Magazine, New Hampshire

Trivia

  • Coca Cola

Goofs

Watch

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