- "Don't forget, Hank. This is our little secret. "
- — Malarkey
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S.S. Malarkey is a cargo ship who tells stories that, true to his namesake, are nothing but malarkey. His special cargo consists of magic flying powder (bags of sand), a giant sea monster (a pile of seaweed) and a flag from Spagatini. He asked Hank if he wanted to go to Sandy Cove, but Hank turned his offer down.
Appearance[]
S.S. Malarkey appeared in the fifth season episode, Hank's Funny Feeling.
Trivia[]
- Malarkey's model consists of Freda's hull with Inverness' superstructure.
- Malarkey's stack was previously used for Oliver and would later be used for Chester.
- Malarkey is only referred to as Malarkey (without "S.S.")
- Malarkey is another way of saying nonsense, which relates to his false story telling.
- In a close up scene S.S. Malarkey's eyes could be seen moving, although the model never had moving eyes. It's likely a crew member moved the eyes during the closeup shots.
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